Heyyy my delicious darlings,
It’s your blue-haired troublemaker Cali Reign here, tucked in my cozy corner of chaos, dreaming up all kinds of naughty ways to keep you hooked....
Oh, how I’ve missed spilling my secrets to you— but wait, have you been getting my email pings? If you got an email notification that this blog post is live, slide into my DMs on Discord and tell me… I’ll make it worth your while 😘
First things first, let’s talk about that scorching contest for the last Series Two Costar Creampie Coin.
You know, the one that has you all scheming marketing plans, penning love letters, and even DoorDashing tacos my way (which, by the way, always earns extra points—I’m an eater, remember?). The energy has been electric, and I can’t get enough of your creativity! But I can't help but feel like i failed to properly announce it, so I wanted to get this post up so no one has any excuse to whine. So, in my infinite generosity (and because I love watching you compete for a piece of me, fighting tooth and nail to win that ultimate spot by my side), I’m extending the deadline to November 21st at midnight EST. That’s right, my loves—more time to dazzle me, get clever, and make me blush even harder. Post your entries in the server, tag @calireign, and use #CaliCoinContest. I’ll be lurking, liking, and maybe whispering back to my favorites. Who knows, your next marketing genius move or steamy love note could be the one that seals the deal. Imagine it: you, me, that creampie fantasy brought to life because you played your cards just right. Don’t hold back—show me everything you’ve got! 🔥
But wait, there’s so much more—because why stop the fun when we can amp it up to levels that leave us both breathless? Series Three Coins are coming soon, just before Thanksgiving! Since I'm giving away the last of the Cali's World Famous Creamery Ranch coins in this contest. I figured it was time to get the next series off and running, i've already had some prototype viewing and have finalized the next series. Going from the slow cow polk life on the farm all the way into SPACE. The nexst series will be retro video game scifi themed. And I'm super excited for them. You're going to love them, i think I oredered 12 variants. So, if you're a collector...you got your work cut out! Gotta give you something that keep you coming back for seconds... or thirds. And yes, I'll be running series of subzidized coins for my fans that aren't doing so great in this bonkers economy. I'll be teasing the details as we get closer, dropping hints in the server and on socials to build that delicious anticipation. Stay tuned, my darlings; this series is designed to make your holidays extra merry and your nights unforgettable. Feel free to reach out oif you have any questions. ☺️☺️☺️
BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S MORE. So as many of you know, I've actually been in the blockchain and crypto space for an exceedingly long time, I was one of the first internet sluts who traded noods for bitcoin way back in 2013. And I started my own fan loyalty coin CaliCoin's in 2023. Which is in the process of being overhauled as we speak. But, I thought I would do another tyoe of coin, since you have all been such big fans of the physical coins, im combing my love of crylto with my love of making physical coins...and getting pumped full of cum... ANNOUNCING—the launch of Cali’s Crypto Creampie Co-Stars! Oh, loves, this is my new baby: a separate series of coins only available for purchase ONLY with crypto. And each cryptocurrency has it's own coin variant. We're starting with the big three—Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana—each with their own limited-edition vibe that's as volatile and seductive as the market itself. These beauties will pop up as available, at a variable discount from the $1k list price, and have to be purchased in their specific crypto. And the first of each class? I already have them in hand, they will be going up shortly for around $625 in equivalent crypto. You can get the #0001 coin from the new coin crypto creampie club :) They unlock the same creamy co-star fantasies as my regular coins, but with that extra edge of crypto exclusivity—think private scenes that drip with intensity, custom nods that whisper your name in the heat of the moment, and a piece of my world that's as exciting and unpredictable as a bull run. It's for those of you who love the thrill of the trade, the rush of holding something rare and valuable, all while getting closer to me in ways that fiat just can't match. And Crypto bros love creampies. Especially with me ☺️☺️☺️
Ready to dive in and make some crypto magic with me? Hit me up on Discord if you're crypto-ready, share your wallet wins, and let's make some magic happen. Who knows, your next trade could lead straight to my bed.
And finally, I have a bunch of new videos in the can I'll be releasing soon. Just have to edit. I know it's been awhile, but it's like riding a bike. You can't forget how much you like watching me get filled full of cum once you've seen it.
Happy fall my lovelies. Talk soon.
Love you all.
-Cali 💋💋💋