You’re Officially Invited to Help Plan My Epic, Panties-Dropping, Coast-to-Coast Adventure

Okay, my gorgeous perverts… it’s finally official. I know I soft announced my tour last month. But its FULL SPEED AHEAD GO now. And I want to come visit your neck of the woods.

I’ve been dropping hints like breadcrumbs leading straight to the bedroom, you’ve been sliding into my DMs begging for dates, and now? We’re turning fantasy into road-trip reality.

From the back half of 2026 straight through the steamy first half of 2027, your favorite friendly neighborhood neurodivergent menace is hitting the highway for the ultimate fan-fueled odyssey:

But here’s the delicious twist that makes this different from every cookie-cutter tour out there…
You get to be my co-conspirator. You get to decide where this body—and all its talents—shows up next.

No stuffy managers, no corporate spreadsheets, no “we only play major markets” bullshit.

This tour is democratic, chaotic, and gloriously horny—shaped entirely by the people who actually crave me in their city. That means you, babe. Your vote literally puts me on the map… or keeps me away if you’re too shy to fight for it. 😏

How the Magic (and Mayhem) Works 👀

Voting is live right now and hotter than ever.

Here’s the playbook:

👉 Head over to: ifuckfans.com
👉 Tap that naughty little “On Tour” button
👉 Cast your vote for the city that deserves to host me

• $5 per vote (because good things aren’t free, and neither am I)
• Vote as many times as your wallet and your thirst allow
• Stack ‘em high, stack ‘em proud—go full feral for your hometown 😈

Or skip the foreplay and go straight to the action:
https://ifuckfans.com/on-tour

Every single vote nudges your city higher on the leaderboard. And yes, sweetheart—I’m refreshing obsessively. I see you. I know who’s loyal, who’s slacking, and who’s about to rally their entire group chat into a voting frenzy.

The Leaderboard Is Live and Filthy 🔥

This is where things get really spicy.

A real-time, public leaderboard tracks the top cities fighting for my attention. Translation:

⬆️ this is an actual screenshot at the time im writing this. Not playing around with the tallies this time. Butte, huh? Who knew!

• You’ll see instantly if your city is already dominating
• You’ll know exactly how many votes separate you from victory… or humiliating defeat
• You’ll have the intel to mobilize: hit up your friends, flood the Discords, bribe your coworkers with nudes (or promises of them), guilt-trip your exes, whatever it takes

It’s civic pride with a filthy twist.
It’s friendly competition where the prize is me, spread out on hotel sheets in your zip code.
It’s basically Battle Royale: Horny Edition.

If your city’s lagging? That’s not bad luck, darling—that’s your cue to step up, organize, simp harder, and make some delicious noise. Show me you want it. Prove you deserve it.

Why I’m Letting You Run This Show 💕

Because I’m done with tours that feel transactional and soulless.
I want this to feel personal. Intimate. Earned.

I want to roll into cities where the energy is already electric—where people have fought, voted, begged, and bragged just to get me there.
I want to look out into a room (or a bedroom, or a backseat…) and know half the crowd literally paid to make this moment possible. I WANT TO GO WHERE MY PEOPLES ARE!!!!

This isn’t just me touring.
It’s a love letter written in highway miles, late-night texts, hotel-room Polaroids, and nights so good we’ll need NDAs.
Most of all? It’s your chance to pull me out of my NYC cocoon and see what happens when Cali goes feral in the wild.

So… Ready to Drag Me to Your Town? 💋

Voting is wide open and the clock is ticking.

March your cute ass over to ifuckfans.com → “On Tour”, drop those votes like you mean it, bookmark that leaderboard, and start scheming.
https://ifuckfans.com/on-tour

The top 9 cities lock in guaranteed stops. But if the participation stays this feral? Babe, I might just keep adding dates until my schedule (and my stamina) begs for mercy. ☺️😈

I’ll be watching. Waiting. Aching to see which city claims me first.

Fight for me, sweetheart.
Make me cum to you.

I promise I’ll make it worth every dollar… and then some.

Can’t wait to see you on the road—especially if you’re the one who dragged me there.

All my love, all my sins,

-Cali 💋💋💋

ps - as always if you have any questions, dm me on discord or email me at calireign@protonmail.com