Ohayo gozaimasu, my sweet, naughty little pixels~ ♡
It’s your blushy, naughty gamer girl Cali Reign, practically vibrating with excitement because today is the day I hand the controller over to YOU and let you decide exactly where this needy slut gets to be creampied in 2026!!
✨✨ 2026 CREAMPIE TOUR VOTING IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!! ✨✨
I’m going on tour next year, traveling city to city like a real-life hentai heroine, and my precious fans get to vote on every single stop! Every $5 you send = 1 vote (and yes, you can vote as many times as you want, stuff my ballot box until it’s overflowing just like I love~).
Send to:
Venmo @yourmomwarnedyou
Cashapp $yourmomwarnedyou
and write the city you want me in the comment!
The cities with the most votes win, and I’ll be your good little co-star in every single one, moaning extra loud for the boys (and girls~) who voted me there. Imagine me in your town, all shy and squirmy on my knees, looking up at the camera while I beg you to fill me up in front of everyone who made it happen… eep, I’m already dripping just thinking about it! ♡ Voting stays open all month, so keep those $5 votes coming, make your city climb the leaderboard, and watch me squeal when I announce the winners!
Quick lil’ update on my retro arcade Series 3 Creampie Co-Star coins (those shiny cobalt babies with pixel stars, golden rank chevrons, and cute spaceships zooming straight toward my creamy final stage~):
- Tier 1 ($550) – completely SOLD OUT in record time!
- Tier 2 ($675) – only a handful left, hurry hurry babies!
- Tier 3 ($825) – still some available ♡
One coin per tier max, first-come first-served, and the discounts are still only for my genuine budget cuties (pretty please be honest, I trust you~). DM me on Discord or email me at CaliReign@protonmail.com if you want to snag one before they are gone.
But honestly? Right now all I can think about is where you want to bend me over in 2026. Vote early, vote often, and let’s make next year the creamiest tour ever!
Onegai shimasu, stuff both my boxes and tell me where to go~ ♡
Love you lots and lots,
Cali-chan 💕🎮💦